SHOTS~ ERRYBODY!!!! I mean, what can you expect when 13 dwarves + a Gandalf come storming into poor Bilbo’s house…?
This is just an awesome video and you should realllyyy watch it… Plus Fili acts like a totall badass/idiot in it, so it’s worth watching xD
Ps. Bilbo get’s totally wasted and there’s a kick line scene in it ;D
OrchidOwl: I snapped out of my dream.
“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.
“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.
“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.
“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.
” ‘But this one was walking, I tell you; and there ain’t no elm tree on the North Moors.’ “
welp.
“So well intended, and yet so insulting,”
Lol wut.
“I should head home actually,” I said.”I’m kinda tired.”
I’m okay with this.
“What did I do to deserve a girl under my feet day and night?”
Well, guess I’m playing for the other team now.
“O, this is too dreadful.”
…
“Is it possible that the value in the field balance, after printing a card, ever gets a negative value if if gets lowered with the value of the field price? Give arguments to support your answer.”
Damnit.
“And so the legend grew of a mysterious group of enchanters who spirited children away.”
… if ANYONE makes another crack about me being a pedophile rapist, I am going to stab them.
“You are a scholar and sage of legends.”
At first… I thought “ohgod the Pathfinder core rulebook will be TERRIBLE for this.”
… I’m pleasantly surprised I was wrong. xD
He felt Temujin’s eyes on him as he looked at the sharp slopes, but the stubborn boy would not give him an opening.
“Notable achievements.”
‘What will you take?’ asked the gods
the mountain. He was able to dig himself out, but the slide had refilled the broken trail, and eventually he too turned back.
