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talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

terezidactyl:

i think everyone has a main “my baby” for each of their fandoms

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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moriarty:

when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

moriarty:

when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

helyon:

Me as fuckin hell

helyon:

Me as fuckin hell

sweatyboob:

group projects are nice until you realize everyone else’s ideas suck except yours

sweatyboob:

im the type to miss one minute of a new episode of a t.v show and refuse to watch it