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fappuclno:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

SATAN WHYYYY

fappuclno:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

SATAN WHYYYY

dangerhamster:

five-hundred:

And this is why you always reblog RDJ

THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

1,882,775 plays

flukeoffate:

distortedpineapple:

serendipitousramblings:

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This makes me inexplicably happy.

I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.

I saw the gif and KNEW and yes it needs to be on EVERYONE’S dash, no exceptions