Maybe Gandalf is so annoyed by Merry and Pippin joining the fellowship……
because they remind him on Kili and Fili…..
and he doesn’t want them to die the same way….
When I think of Fili,
I see this:
But when I think of Kili,
I literally see this:
Fili = Proud Majestic Lion
Kili = Squishy Kitten
And the Kunst won’t talk to you, ’cause you kissed St. Rollox adieu
‘Cause you robbed a supermarket or two
Well who gives a damn about the profits of Tesco?
I started this almost immediately after I finished Kíli, but got too sleepy to actually save it;;; So… queued! Fíli is an expert hacker anon from KivrinEngle’s Sons of Durin, I suspect even a post 2002 Nokia in his hands will be dangerous. Seriously guys, give this a read. Perfect translation to a modern setting, it legit gets me anxious (this is good. It has transcended the page).
Edit: Bugger, I can’t separate the two
do I look like a golem. So here’s Kíli again.
Seriously, have they ever been apart more than ten seconds straight?
You asked for my favorite so here XD
« Bilbo passed on in his sleep in Rivendell. No one was with him at the time, so they had not heard his final words. You could say that he greeted Death as an old friend, for that is how Death had come to him, as Thorin, Fili, Kili, Ori, and Balin. They exchanged a few words, “My, how old…