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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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vineweaver:

Video games are so weird. Hey you just killed a giant goat man, have a pair of shoes you’re not intelligent enough to wear.

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

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i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

sexioto:

tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way

chadleymacguff:

Jonah what’s your snapchat

chadleymacguff:

Jonah what’s your snapchat

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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